Tag: Funny
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Low-Key Freedom
Listen, I’m not sure what happened to May and June, but happy Independence Day, y’all. I live in Central Texas, which can be found directly Northwest of Holy Hell, and Southeast of Satan’s Sauna. It’s freaking hot, people. Tomorrow begins the traditional festivities of the 4th of July in the Highland Lakes, where people show…
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Chasing the Holy Spirit.
Places I have routinely been able to feel the Holy Spirit personally touch my heart or speak directly to me: Wait, what? Yeah, I know. Who am I even? But the first time I really felt like I heard God speaking to me was when I found out our youngest was going to be a…
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Reusable Bags and Disposable People.
Disposable. Everything in my life has been disposable. People, jobs, plates, ziplocks… me. I really only decided my marriage was not disposable within the last 2 years. I spent a decade of my life with someone that I was just waiting or one of us to leave. In fact, I was so sure of the…
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Working on my Temper.
I heard a sermon the other day (read: sometime in the last six months or so) from Elevation Church. The standout message I heard was this: Something could happen right now in your life that would make everything else irrelevant. Ask yourself: If you lost your family, what would you give to get them back?…
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Growing Up with God.
Relationship with the Father requires you to grow from infancy in faith to a place of maturity. And His grace covers you while you grow. “The Child continued to grow and become strong, increasing in wisdom; and the grace of God was upon Him.”Luke 2:40 NASB1995 Even Jesus needed God’s grace as he grew in…
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Intentional Intimacy. But not the kind with my husband.
First of all, I’m already uncomfortable even looking at this title. I just mean to say I have been conditioned by my personal life experiences to associate the word intimacy with sexual relationships, yet never to consider sex as the ultimate act of intimacy as a human. Turns out, at nearly 40 years old, with…
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Chelsea Finds Jesus.
Today was a terrible day. I screamed at my kids, threw a bottle across the kitchen, and oh, yeah, Christmas is this weekend. Merry Christmas, Y’all. Don’t you just love the joyous holiday season? I know Christmas is the season of Baby Jesus, devotionals about Mary’s obedience and faith, wisemen and mangers, holly and lights,…
Chelsea Finds Jesus 